October 28, 2021

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“My Conservative Girlfriend” – Roy Zimmerman and Deven Green

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featuring Deven Green – https://www.devengreen.com/
read about the history of this song on my blog: http://www.royzimmerman.com/blog (November 2019)
words and music © 1995 by Roy Zimmerman
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She’s a real Type A
And she’s over-insured
Her favorite castaway
Is Thurston Howell the Third

She doesn’t like big government, so it’s no surprise
I can be her lover ‘long as I downsize

My Conservative Girlfriend
Got a tiny little heart full of passion
My Conservative Girlfriend
Every Friday we go Liberal-bashin’

I got the Supreme Court (Supreme Court)
Tattooed on my rump (…tooed on her rump)
Beside and autographed port… (Autographed portrait)
Of Donald Trump (Donald Duck)

And from the day I checked her out from front to back
I knew her private sector could take up the slack

My Conservative Girlfriend
Got a tiny little heart full of passion
My Conservative Girlfriend
Every Wednesday we go Medicare slashin’

Oh baby. I close my eyes and I can see you ordering breakfast.
You’re having the spotted-owl omelet … whites only.
Come on, baby: raise my interest rate, bust my union, light my library fire

She only deals in quality narcotics and guns
Got a Mexican wallet made from real Mexicans

My Conservative Girlfriend
Got a tiny little heart full of passion
My Conservative Girlfriend
Her white collar and her red neck are clashin’

My Conservative Girlfriend
Every summer we go wilderness trashin’

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